manstrap


to cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. beware: after consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy s-x s-x slaves if need be)
he totally got manstrapped by chad at center ice. he was squealing like a pig!
synonymn for jockstrap
hey dude your new ‘man strap’ really shows off your -ssets!
noun,a large prostetic device; can vary in colour in shape and size.
john purchased a “man strap” from peter.

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