Manstruate
to be a weepy, cranky, mopey little b-tch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. before she left you. for your dad.
you are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?
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this happens when a guy complains like a woman when she’s having her period.
grow some b-lls, clean the sand out of your v-g-n- and don’t manstruate in my house ’cause “sewing with nancy” was cancelled.
when a guy starts acting really crabby, and complaining much like a woman on her period.
eric: “i am sick and tired of cleaning up your cr-p, paul. keep it on your side of the room!”
paul: “woah, sorry dude. no need to manstruate at me- i’ll clean it up!”
james: “dude, what’s up with jeff? he’s been really crabby lately.”
harry: “yea, i know. he’s probably manstruating.”
verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his -ss every time he takes a poo due to one or more -n-l fissures
b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your -n-l fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business
a. i really need to see about this. when i manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now i think i’m going anemic.
b. sorry, i didn’t mean to bite your head off like that. i manstruate daily now, and it’s starting to work on my self-esteem.
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