Mant

a nonviolent, non-pain inducing method of physically restraining a person who is otherwise physically combatant.
my teenage son (who suffers from adhd) sometimes becomes violent, and when he does, i find that manting him is necessary to keep him safe from hurting himself. (mant, manting)
(n) a rant or monologue that begins with the word or exclamation ‘man.’

(v) to go on a mant.
person 1: “man, i hate it when you’re eating a creamsicle and you’re trying to eat all the popsicle bits first so that you can enjoy the cream just by itself, but the cream ends up thawing in the process and sliding down the stick, thus getting all over your fingers.”
person 2: “woah, chill. no need to mant about it.”
verb. to kill or hunt a lesbian for the purpose of game.
his h-m-phobic instinct led him to mant the lesbian in the back with a spear.
a long weekend away involving heavy drinking, recreational drug use, embar-ssing behavior, nudity, general debauchery and fun. also can be a verb “manting” or past tense “manted”.
examples include summer beach mants and winter ski cabin mants.
when you have a gay male uncle who gets married to another man. one of them is your ‘mant’!
my mant and uncle are entering a sewing compet-tion next weekend.
(v) to mant- is to spontaneously erupt with excitement and movement, generally in the form of awesome facial expressions and outlandish gestures of a positive nature. -for example high fives
his sudden ingestion of alcohol lead him to mant for hours leading to confusion and sleepyness
n. vulgar slang

the product of an incestuous rape.
“look at bob over there. that f-ck was brought to this earth in an incestuous rape. what a f-cking gint!” “i think you mean, a f-cking mant.”
mants: t-st-cl-s, b-lls, awesome. mants are another word for your chocolate salty ones that is new and refreshing (especially with a side of saliva -ladies you know what i mean). mants is a word that sounds like its a mix of man and pants or some other word but its really not and that’s why the word itself is so intriguing. it’s the word the super awesome old spice guy has for his t-st-cl-s so don’t swan dive without them!
dude lets tea-bag javier” “no i cant my mants are all cold and shriveled” “that’s cool i was lying next to the heater so my mants are hanging like a prost-tutes vagant” “great lets go shame javier