Manvention
an invention made by a man for women. typically ridiculous in nature, have sh-tty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.
example: bluetooth tampons, bic pens for women, p-n-s envy pills
–child points to screen– “mom what’s a bluetooth tampon?”
mother: “oh god, not another manvention. i thought we were p-ssed this!” –changes channel with dismay–
guy: “hey babe, i got you some bluetooth tampons.”
girl: “get your sh-tty -ss manvention out of my face henry!”
girl 1: “did you hear morgan is in the hospital?”
girl 2: “no, what happened? did she have the baby?”
girl 1: “she bought that manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she’d be able to talk to the baby.”
girl 2: “is she going to die?”
girl 1: “prolly.”
#invention #manvention #s-xist #idiocy #womanizing #ignorance #silly #ridiculous
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