Mape

the act of being mentally -ssaulted, by the forcing of images or situations onto another that does not want them.

mind-rape=mape.
dude 1:dude! wanna hear something cool?
dude 2:no!
dude 1:that fat kid put icy-hot down his pants!
dude 2:mape! mape! mape! -blows mape whistle-
when sean connery make-out rapes you.
if you consent to mape with sean connery, that just counts as regular making-out, not make-out rape.
to shove food in your mouth all at once, and get it stuck in your mouth for a few moments.
person 1: i dare you to eat all that at once!
person 2: you’re on! {shoves food in mouth, and is stuck for a while}
person 1: dude, you just did a mapes!
most
awkward
person
ever

-ssigned to colleagues, cl-ssmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.

may also be adapted in the following ways:
-s.m.a.p.e.:second most awkward person ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 m.a.p.e.s and you are forced to rank them)
-m.a.p.o.c./m.a.p.a.w.: most awkward person on campus/at work (location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
john: it was so awkward–andy asked the ceo like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
jane: ugh, he is such a m.a.p.e.! i mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
pimp. derived in the state of m-ssachusetts.

beats lecters -ss!!
no bites!!
king mapes (mark), lil mape (matt), dw (chris)
mape- the act of raping someone then murdering the. you can reverse the order to murder then rape if your into that kinda sh-t
“ooooh b-tch you shouldnt a said that now i gunna have to mape you -ss”
the rape of a man by a woman.
that big girl just maped my homie dogg man?

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