mapron


noun- mapr-n is the name given to a man’s belly when it has grown full of fat, and hangs over his genital areas like an apr-n usually worn in the kitchen.
the man was so fat when he goes to the bathroom, he must lift his mapr-n first.
a man’s apr-n, like waiters wear, with no bib; just around the waist. usually has pockets.
ask the waiter for a pen. he’s got one; i can see it sticking out of his mapr-n pocket.

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