Mara Easter


a girl who likes to hunt for gr-sshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. sometimes mara’s enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.
that girl is so f-cked up, she’s basically a mara easter.

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