marblehead

marblehead is a very small, wealthy town where 16 year olds drive bmw’s. since there’s nothing to do people tend to get stoned & drunk all the time. basically if you’re enrolled in the public school system & you don’t drink & wear designer jeans people will probably look down on you. what a pleasent town. i wonder why the seniors want to get out so badly.
marblehead celebrates diversity….
in lynn.
very rich, seaside town. lots of pretty people. reallyboring
the oc of the east coast is marblehead
all right. this is it. we know most of swampscott hates us, and vice versa. so this is gonna be fairly unbiased.

marblhead, ma, is a fairly wealthy town in some spots (i.e. the neck). others, it’s usually just middle cl-ss. marblehead sucks at lots of sports. the rich, annoying demographic of this town has very little to do with their time except drink and have s-x. that’s just the kids. the adults/parents are usually just as stuck up and annoying and “privliged” as the rest of them. people from marblehead are overall bad drivers. but, this is only true within the wealthy and some middle cl-ss people. the rest are fairly normal citizens which happen to live in an upper-middle cl-ss town. the adults are usually ex-hippies or children of ex-hippies who settled down and moved to the suburbs. therefore, the town is very liberal and kids will often grow their hair long or long-ish. marblehead has a lot of drugs. kids in the high school get stoned a lot. there you go.

ta da!
man, i hate marblehead.
marblehead is a beautiful, historical town in m-ssachusetts. it is directly on the water and is a big boating comunity. people are very friendly and tend to be well off. the schools are very good. marblehead celebrates creativity and is a very artistic place. borders swampscott and salem. marblehead is home to some of the first colonists. people there are very good looking and athletic. crime rate is low.
john: honey where should we move?
jane: how about marblehead? it will be a great place to raise our kids
marblehead is a very rich preppy town where they eat caviar, drink don p, and smoke a bunch of really dank tree. typical summer day includes going to one of the many yacht clubs and hoppin on someones boat with an -ssortment of fine liquor and heady buds and get lit and tan. at night you and an -ssortment of girls get silly drunk and hop into random people’s pools, ie pool hopping. life styles of the rich
when going golfing with kids from marblehead, they fill their golfbags with beers. marbleheaders know how to enjoy life.
a town in m-ssachusetts north of boston. marblehead can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don’t appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. most families are wealthy, some are not. often there is a lot to do for kids but they don’t realize it or try looking. but this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. other kids figure out things to do and don’t complain all the time. but honestly it is a beautiful town and if you can’t find anything to do outside you suck.
kid 1 – there’s nothing to do in marblehead tonight, let’s just sit around and complain.

kid 2 – well, remember we are all rich and have cars. so let’s just find something to do somewhere else…

kid 1 – that’s r-t-rded, i hate this town.

kid 2 – ok…
a heinously preppy destination for second homeowners who like to go play sailor during the summer. marblehead reeks of conformity, money h–rding, bad habits on the land and water, and unemployed wive who suck their banker husbands dry. it’s boring as h-ll, as are most or all of exclusive, wealthy seaside communities in new england.
“honey, what’s the wealthiest, most boring place you can think of within an hour of boston?”

“gee, i guess marblehead.”

“great, that’s where i’d us to buy a 1.5 million dollar mansion.”

“i think that’s a great idea, hon.”

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