marcelus
marcelus are handsome kind well being men. they are so sweet and make great boyfriends. there just a dream when it comes to being a husband and father figure. marcelus are there to stand by your side forever and they always keep there promises, so if you find one take them.
friend hey wanna hang out
you nah ima hang out with marcelus
friend omg i wish i had one there so sweet
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