march madness

sports fans: the ncaa college basketball tournament

edm fans: ultra music festival, edc new mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.
sports fans: dude, are you gonna watch march madness on tv tonight?

edm fans: march madness new mexico everybody! who is ready to smash the f-cking house!
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tournament of 65 college basketball teams, in which all teams battle in a do sudden death situation, meaning if they lose they are out. the last team left is the national college athletic -ssociation division one champion.
in 2003, syracuse university won march madness, crowning them the best team in college basketball.
a sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the h-ll they disappeared to!
dean is so much into march madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.
an undoc-mented form of mental
illness, related vaguely to mad cow disease, whose
symptoms include severe cramps in the wrist and index
figure of the hand that holds the tv remote, an beery
smelling foam around the lips, crumbs on the upper
body, and the repet-tive muttering of the phrase, ‘the
brackets’.
he didnt leave the house at all during march madness, watching basketball nonstop for 3 straight weeks, uttering only “the brackets” and “d-ckie v”
the most wonderful time of year
man, i can’t wait until march madness.
a tradition that takes place in, you guessed it – march! the tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time. march madness is a time to get to know yourself. physically for the most part but that doesn’t mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
march 1 – jerk it once.
march 2 – spank it twice.
march 3 – yes. show your boy some love three times.
etc, etc, etc.
this is serious. don’t underestimate yourself. don’t overestimate yourself. just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. a girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. p-rn is suggested. a creative imagination is required. tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)

caution: blisters may occur. self-loathing will occur. mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to march 10 and beyond.

good luck. g-dspeed.
d-mn proud =)
1)who’s your picks for march madness??
-it’s me man. just me.

2)how’s your day goin’ man??
-i’ll be honest, all this march madness is causing me to lose some motivation. i’ll prevail though. i believe in myself. my member has never failed me before.
the one time a year were you’re happy you don’t have a girlfriend
me: i so happy right now
friend: dude, i thought you were depressed about you’re girlfriend leving you
me: who? oh yeah. that… i dunno i guess i have march madness
a term describing the month in which dish network subscribers get extremely mad because they can not watch ncaa basketball tournaments on cbs.
our subscribers are all coming down with a horrible case march madness, sir!