Marchtard


anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys partic-p-ting in it. not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.
johnny: i love measuring out yard lines on the beach so i can test my step size even when i’m away from my beloved field!
swampfire: whatever, marchtard.

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