mardi
when you’re so white girl wasted that the party- starts coming out of your nose, and you spend 40 minutes spewing in the bathroom leaving everyone wondering where you are.
-typically your own party for which everyone’s come to spend the night with you. (but they can’t) (cos you end up going home to spew some more)
the term is also often referred to as a desirable state for which white girls wish to achieve when “hitting the town”.
“omg i’m gonna get soooo mardi tonight”
“me 2 babes omg #yolo”
an amazing chick who is a great leader. every girl wishes she could be just like mardi. people are lucky if she even knows their name. she is sweet, nice and pretty. she can be a b-tch if she has to. she takes no sh-t from anybody. she is a great friend and very dependable. she has the very best personality. everybody loves mardi.
mardi is the best person you will ever meet.
a mardi is a usually tall, somewhat voluptuous woman, her eyes are very intense and change according to mood. although, not much else will show on her face accept for her commitment to her purpose in life. mardi’s are cute and fun loving and have amazing smiles. beware the one that you’ve rubbed the wrong way. they are loyal and true friends..but do not mistake their kindness for weakness.
me: “isn’t that new girl, amazing?”
friend: “yeah, she’s alright.”
me: “man, she’s a total mardi, i think it could work!
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