Mare

a cougar like woman. but the difference is the
-a mare is extremely gentle, tender and super romantic with her mate (to a point of overdoing it).

– a mare seeks a companion or mate she can both make love to and at the same time mother.

to note most “mare”s are usually lonely housewives, mothers (with empty nest syndrome) looking for something to nuzzle
mike myers voice: note the mother like aura, the mare gives off.
8 more definitions
a female horse.
john loves to have s-x with mares
an expression of negative emotion towards an object or situation. derived from the word night-mares, meaning mares of the night.
oh mares, i have sh-t my shorts.
an over-confident douche. plays off of the past and uses fictional situations to scare others into submission. most threats involve the shaving of one’s head using teeth or pouring acid onto a person as punishment. don’t expect a mares to pr-nounce anything correctly.
le chateliers (pr-nounced chardonnay by mares’) formula blah blah blah.
slang for marebeshaw.
“that mare really loves her drewbeanpoochachskoo.”
short for “nightmare”.
bad luck.
unfortunate circ-mstances.

usually “having a mare”.
having a bad day – “dude, i’m having a mare!”

watching sports on tv – “oh, man, yao ming’s having a mare!”
to party
“get your pare face on”

“let’s go mare”

“it’s gonna be such a mare”
a woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:

1. between the ages of 35 and 60
2. is a lesbian
3. is heavy set
4. works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or wal-mart greeter
5. has a short, manly haircut

as a bonus way to identify a mare, many mares often enjoy enjoy eating at ryan’s buffet, or “the trough.” they can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.

see also: filly
kid: “hey dad, did sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?”
dad: “no son, that was just a mare. her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel.”