Maretta
the typical name for a frequent ‘youtuber’.
girl 1: ohmygoodness! i just found the funniest video on youtube today!
girl 2: you are such a maretta.
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guy 1: i just want to check if shane dawson added a new video today, one minute.
guy 2: dude, you’re a maretta!
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maretta: clooo
mariam: kourttt
maretta: clo.
mariam: kourt.
maretta: cloeeee
mariam: kourtneyyyy
maretta: cloe.
mariam: kourtney.
maretta: we talked for hours.
(immitation of youtube video)
a person so short people think shes a dwarf. who usually has blue eyes and brown hair,
guy 1: your short.
maretta: …
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