margaux stretcher
when you get so drunk that you p-ss out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. you then proceed to rat out some of your “friends.”
dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you p-ssed out on the street!
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