Margo’s position
margo’s position is a position where you are on your knees with your head on the ground usually turned to its side, with your b-tt up in the air. this position was invented by the great margo utter mainly for cramps during your period. but it has been proven to help knots in your stomach, indigestion problems, and other issues. -warning- it is said to immensely turn on guys…..recommended to do only by yourself or with the accompany of other females (do it in front of males at your own risk.)
girl: i have the worst cramps ever!
margo: here do my position-shows position-…..it’s amaaazing!
girl: -does margo’s position- -sigh- relief!! i think i’m in heaven…
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