Marilyn Monroeing
marilyn monroeing is when you use a leaf blower to blow air up a lady’s skirt, or a scottish/irish man’s kilt (if that’s what you’re into), making them look like marilyn monroe in the famous scene from “the seven year itch”. the context in which you do this will affect the outcome, for example if you do it to a lady who you half know, in front of your friends, you’ll see some b-m and everyone will think you’re a legend. but if you do it at work to a stranger, you’ll end up losing your job, getting kicked in the t-st-cl-s, getting a black eye and in court charged with s-xual har-ssment.
come to my party tonight boys, bring some b-tchez, i’ve got my leaf blower out and i’m gonna be marilyn monroeing alllll night!
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