Mario Kart Fart


when you fart, then all of a sudden it picks up speed
i just had a mario kart fart
cause i swear it was coming and boom, it must have caught a mushroom or some speed arrows
weird
when you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a mario kart race.
john: pft pfft pfft pfffftttttttt!

jake: “dude that was a sick nasty mario kart fart!”

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