Mario Woodbury
this kid is king hipster. he doesn’t even have ifc on his tv because it’s too mainstream. he hates bands when they get too big because they ate mainstream. he buys clothes from thrift stores because apparently actual clothing stores are for “sellouts” if you ever want to be a hipster, ask this kid for advice.
me: this song sounds good, who is it by?
mario woodbury: if i tell you, they’ll be too mainstream.
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