MarioCock


a c-ck that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle sh-lls out of the scr-t-m. can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
man, after i saw toby’s schl-ng devour that mushroom, i knew that he possessed one or two marioc-cks.
a c-ck that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle sh-lls out of the scr-t-m. can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
man, after i saw toby’s schl-ng devour that mushroom, i knew that he possessed one or two marioc-cks.

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