Mariokarting


sliding on your b-tt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.
tyla slid on her b-tt to the bottom, perfecting the mariokarting slide.
mario karting:

mario karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly -ssociated with “candy flipping”.

although lsd & mdma are the base ingredients for a true mario karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as valium, nitrous oxide & marijuana leaf – this list is not exhaustive.
jimmy thought it’d be a good idea to go mario karting after a wild night out. he turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. the tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but jimmy thought he was doing just fine. his foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere… wham. poor jimmy became the “madcapped parked car killer man”.

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