Marjons
a uk university college stuck in the middle of a field somewhere. well known for its teacher training, sports training and not much else. most tutors are pretty decent but like all, there are a few here who make it quite obvious they despise the students with every fibre of their being.
person 1 – where’s your college then? i can’t find marjons anywhere.
person 2 – urmmmm, well, you go to the plymouth then drive out of it for 6 miles or so and head for the nearest fields you can see.
person 1 – bet that sucks if you want to go anywhere.
person 2 – oh no. i love either having to use lots of fuel in my car to just do some shopping or be forced to spend £10 to get a taxi after a nightout. paying to get to civilization is fun!
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