Mark of The Beast


a lower back tattoo commonly referred to as -ss antlers, tramp stamp and a bullseye.
when she bent over, i saw the mark of the beast on her back. it might as well have been a bullseye.
throughout much of history, it has been common for poor people to not be able to write the language they speak.

in hebrew, aramaic & greek, every letter is also a number.

read all of revelation 13. verse 18:
“here is wisdom. let whomever has understanding count the number of the beast, it is the number of a person, and that number is six hundred & sixty six.
calculate the mark of the beast which is the number of a name (rev. 13:17)…

(h/a)=hebrew/aramaic. (g)=greek. -=all 3. print & highlight (alternating colors) between || to make more readable. i recommend (h/a) as the original.

a=-1(g:long7)| b=-2| c= see k,q,s| d=-4| e=(h/a:0)(g:5)| f=(h/a:80)(g:300)| g=-3| h=(h/a:5)(g:0)| i=(h/a:0)(g:9)| j=see g,y| k=(h/a:20)(g:10)| l=(h/a:30)(g:20)| m=(h/a:40)(g:30)| n=(h/a:50)(g:40)| o=(h/a:0)(g:short60,long600)| p=(h/a:80)(g:70)| q=(h/a:100)(g:10)| r=(h/a:200)(g:80)| s=(h/a:60)(90)| t=(h/a:9)(g:100)| u=(h/a:6)(g:200)| v=(h/a:2)(g:0)| w=(h/a:6)(g:200)| x=k+s| y=(h/a:10)(g:9)| z=(h/a:7)(g:6)

special combos: ch=(h/a:8)(g:400)| ph=f| sh=(h/a:300)| th=(h/a:400)(g:8)| ts=(h/a:90)| ps=(g:500)
a man who is 6 ft.+, with a 6-pack, making 6 figures
rick: that’s the guy who stole my girl!
james: well he does have the mark of the beast. what do you have?
rick: uh…
the mark on one side of your lover’s face caused by long vigorous heteros-xual s-x in the missionary position. characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. the “mark” can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the b-tch just got punched in the face.
“i’m worried about your wife…do you beat her?”
“no man, thats just the mark of the beast.”
“o”
this only applies when a groupie receives a facial from three, 6 stringed musician. preferably of the metal genre, and not necessarily all at the same time. as groupies tend to go through members, keep track of who’s face you blew your load on, and compare with the other band mates. if a groupie appears on 3 of the lists, she’s been marked by three six stringed instruments….. 6-6-6 …… thus, the mark of the beast.
“…on the last tour, we hit 4 chicks with the mark of the beast…”
the s-xual connotation of ‘mark of the beast’ involves heteros-xual intercourse during the females menstrual period. then, after gratuitous s-x, the male phallus that is currently drenched in menstrual blood, marks an ‘x’ shape on the female, usually the forehead. she now has the mark of the beast.
“oh, man, i would totally mark that beast!”
“i would boink my girlfriend, but i am afraid i would have to give her the mark of the beast, at least until sat-rday.”

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