Mark Sanchez
an overrated g-yl-rd quarterback for the new york jets. he is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 afc t-tle games, in which he got boned. he is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the nfl. the reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. he’s so sh-tty that he can’t even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. people out in los angeles are stupid enough to join on the m-ss of r-t-rd jets bandwagon fans because he went to usc. he loves to have footlong parties with that shrex ryan….and yes, he is not even half mexican…
peyton–“who’s that giant walking green p-n-s with the sweaty pubic hair on it’s head?”
tom–“that my good friend, is mark sanchez, or in simple terms, a dipsh-t.”
spanish for tony romo
how do you say tony romo in spanish? mark sanchez
mark sanchez is the quarterback for the new york jets. he was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the jets roster in franchise history. he is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the afc championship, where his team was defeated by the indianapolis colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by peyton manning. he is 1/4 mexican. he is not jewish.
the new york jets gave the chargers a “dirty sanchez” (mark sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.
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