markle
a verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. to drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say “why do we hang out with this person”
5. to p-ss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a s-x tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex’s friends
11.
kid 1: dude you where hammered last night
kid 2: i know, i think i markled
kid 1: check your back to make sure
kid 2: sh-t its torn up, d-mn persians
a flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. a markle can often be -ssociated with a shart.
there’s something wrong with that girl, i think she markled her pants.
the marklenator
the marklenator saved my group
a small town in indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. a sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. a town that leaches off of huntington, indiana. . . the only town in indiana more bottom of the earth than markle.
(two people in a car on interstate 69)
person 1: oh look, that water tower is so cute, it’s even got a smiley face!
person 2: hit the gas! speed up, that’s markle!
person 1: oh sh-t! i don’t wanna get sucked in!
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