Markley’s Law


a variant of g-dwin’s law: as an online discussion of gun owners’ rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving p-n-s size approaches 1.
person 1: i carry a gun to try to keep my family and i safe by exercising a const-tutionally-protected natural right.

person 2: hah! you carry a gun because you have a small p-n-s, and you are trying to make up for it!

person 1: well, i guess markley’s law is still true.

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