Marley Jacobson


a cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

the rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
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wife: what the h-ll is that?

husband: an enviro-f-g on his marley jacobson.

wife: is that a purse he’s carrying?

husband: would you mind if i just took him out with the truck?

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