Marmite Candle


giving someone a good hard f-cking up the -ss resulting in a brown smelly c-ck or marmite candle. occasionally upon removal from the -ss the candle may be blown out via the method of fallacio.
this act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!
archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her -ss he asked her if she wanted to blow out the marmite candle.

yes please she replied, i love that yeasty tang!

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