marmite wizard
when a man has -n-l s-x with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their sh-t stained d-ck on the other persons face.
guy 1: so, how was last night with beatrice?
guy 2: it was going pretty badly until i pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then i gave her a real good marmite wizard.
guy 1: that sounds f-cking magical.
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