maroon poon
the result of placing ones p-n-s into a bootyhole then remove said p-n-s then inserting it into a v-g-n- while it’s menstruating. the results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
“omg neto totally maroon pooned mrs. big bootyhoe.”
describes the period in which a female menstruates.
i can’t go in the b-mper boats, i have a bad case of the maroon poon.
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