Marquand


better dining hall on the northfield campus of nmh. also a dorm full of horrible girls, (marquand girls), who are mostly all vegan.
“hey, it’s donut day in marquand!”
v. – everyone gets marquanded now & then. to marquand someone is to f-ck the marquandee out of a job, position or girlfriend and replace him with an inferior hack, poseur, or d-ckless mung baby aka the marquand. the result causes many great harm and/or diarrheal cramps.

origin: may or may not be referring to richard marquand who replaced steven spielberg as director of return of the jedi after the f-cking unions marquanded steve. the resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
i got marquanded when i found out my ex had a 3-way with paul ruebens & pauly sh-r-. the thought of this gave everyone i told severe diarrheal cramps.

that poor jones family. they got marquanded when the factory relocated to mexico for cheaper wages. they had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.

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