Mars


1. the fourth outermost planet of the terran-solar-system. mars is nicknamed the “red planet”; it’s red color is the result of great amount of iron oxide feo2 (rust) in the planet’s soil. mars is a cold, dusty, dry place. water exist only in frozen caps at the poles. simple life may have once lived there when it was warmer and wetter. mars has a very thin atmoshphere which does not protect it well from radiation or meteors. mars is named after the roman go of war (the greek god was ares)

2. chocolate company that makes m&ms.

3. the -ssumed location of a student who is “sp-cing out” or daydreaming in school.
1. an international manned mission to mars is expected between 2030 and 2050. the u.s. currently has two robotic rovers spirit & opportunity exploring the surface, searching for clues to the planet’s past.

2. mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.

3. dialogue example –
teacher: ted. ted? ted?!
ted: -looks dazed- huh?
teacher: the cl-ss is on problem 23. where were you? mars?
a city in alabama!
“and i should know! i’m from mars!”

“no you’re not!”

“uh?…mars, alabama; i founded three colleges there. ^_^’ ”
french slang for m-rs-ille, france
“les rues sales du centre ville de mars est mon turf” -iam
cool, confident and extremely c-cky.

extremely well-rounded who excels in several factors in life such as a nice body, intelligence, witty, humorous, likable, has a hot girl.

has alot of experience in life.
i wanna be like mar. he does have it set in life.
added to the end of a sentence instead of “not”. basically makes the sentence prior to ‘mar’ mean the opposite.
person a: poor joke
person b: lol mar

denotes that person b does not in fact find the joke humorous

“i like your haircut mar”
this person does not like the haircut. in fact, they probably think it is ridiculous. ‘mar’ is used instead of ‘not’ as it is much less commonly known.
where we are going to have to move to if earth keeps on going the way it is right now.
person 1: earth is so corrupt that we have to move to venus!

person 2: venus is too hot, we’ll have to move to mars instead!
1. fourth planet from the sun. diameter 4,220 miles. called the red planet from its colour as seen through a telescope; colour varies from b-tterscotch to dark brown. much of this is from iron oxide (rust) in surface rocks. surface gravity 38 percent that on earth, about the same as mercury, an effect jointly of mars’ larger size and lower density. the least dense of the rocky terrestrial planets in the system. one tenth of earth’s m-ss. atmosphere mostly carbon dioxide, surface pressure varies by location and season between about 5 and 7 millibars. surface features include mariner valley, a canyon system that would stretch across the united states on earth, and four large shield volcanoes on the highland area known as the tharsis bulge, the largest of which is olympus mons, the largest mountain on any major planet in the system, three times the height of everest and covering an area about the size of romania. has been visited by numerous sp-ce probes, including the viking landers, the sojourner rover and the spirit and opportunity rovers. currently being orbited by the odyssey, express and reconnaissance orbiters, making it the planet with the most artificial satellites beyond earth. although the surface is almost certainly sterile, mars has often been imagined as an abode of life, appearing as such in works by, among others, c.s. lewis, h.g. wells and edgar rice burroughs. there is some evidence of liquid surface water in its early history, although the atmosphere has grown too thin to allow this any more. appears in some ways earthlike, with dust storms (especially at perihelion p-ssage, the closest p-ssage to the sun), growing and shrinking (largely carbon dioxide) ice caps and even, at 24 hours and 40 minutes, the most earthlike length of day of any other planet in this system. two moons, phobos and deimos, both asteroids, circle the planet, the former the lowest-orbiting moon of any major planet in the system and set to run smack into mars in about another 40 million earth years.

2. the fourth planet’s namesake, the ancient roman god of war. bit of a meathead, but then it was his job. had an affair with venus … well, who wouldn’t? greek equivalent was ares.

3. chunky nougat-caramel-chocolate bar, or the company that makes them.
in the previous few months, mars had been getting brighter in the night sky.

oh mars, let my armies surround those of my enemy calipurnius and righteously whup his -ss.

got a mars bar?

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