marshmallow dream
a nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. the subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
not eating enough before bed.
eating too much before bed.
eating strange things before bed. example: chili, bratwurst and peach pie.
repressed food fetish.
psychological disorders.
unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
guy: wierd, last night i dreamt i was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when i woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
girl: well, if you’d eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn’t have marshmallow dreams.
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