Mary Chipperfield
to m-st-rb-t-, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.
mary chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.
hot d-mn boy! that be good monodextrous literature! i’m off for a quick mary chipperfield – wheres my j-zz rag?
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