Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.
mary kate and ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn’t i seen them at the movies? oh yes because their “hit” movies make it straight to video…
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