Maryland Anal Tugger
a d-ck so big and thick that it will cause your partners -n-s to flower (prolapse) as soon as you pull out. similar to the california cherry crusher. if not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed r-ct-ms, literally being split apart, and…prolapsed r-ct-ms (is that all there is? really, you couldn’t think of anything better jeffery. it’s your fault, you know, that we don’t sleep together anymore! -starts to cry- i came out for you…)
detective: why does everyone make me take the s-xual death cases…okay, what’s the cause of death?
doc: it’s seems a maryland -n-l tugger was shoved up this poor man’s -n-s sir.
detective: like the california cherry crusher?
doc: yes but, it only works on the -n-s, sir?
-the detective’s phone starts buzzing. he pulls his phone out to here crying.-
detective: you and jeffery had a fight…i’m on my way.
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