Mary’s Cancer


a form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. it starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

the only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. the danker the weed the better.

luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the us such as florida and california.
robert “mom it’s medical marijuania, i have mary’s cancer”

mother “okay son, i don’t want you to start bleeding again”

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