Maryvale
maryvale is where all the hot girls go. we are known for our castle. i mean every princess should go to school in a castle. we get all the guys because of our tiny skirts and tight shirts! we don’t even have to try to be better than ndp because they suck so bad. when u roll into maryvale all u are gonna see is jeeps with vineyard vine stickers in them. we preppy as f-ck. us maryvale girls have awesome parties and love to crash the st. paul’s and ndp ones. no other private school,is better than maryvale. if u go to maryvale u play lacrosse. we get the best in the country! so be jealous b-tches
maryvale girl : hey i go to maryvale
chc or loyola guy: wanna f-ck
ndp or st.pails girl: i go to ______
chc or loyola guy: get away u smell and have no -ss
where all the hot wealthy girls go. they have a castle, its amazing. the girls are blonde, tan, and skinny. everyone wishes they could go to maryvale. ndp is their rival, but they can’t even compare. maryvale girls know how to have fun. they go to parties every weekend. they will all go to a college that is most likely one of the best colleges and then marry rich men and not work. they generally date boys from loyola, calvert hall, and st. pauls. their s-xy as h-ll.
loyola guy: oh where do you go to school?
maryvale girl: maryvale.
loyola guy: want to go out?
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