Mason High School


a school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 f-ckin kids go there. if you don’t wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. big obnoxious jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. every friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells “comet country” a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. even though we never win, no one points out that “wild man whitney” was wrong once again. finally, everyone wants to be a lax bro.
friend 1″dude, that kid goes to mason high school”
friend 2″how do you know?”
friend 1″he’s wearing a polo and jordan’s that weigh 8 pounds apiece. and look at those socks! they must be touchin his b-llsac!”
see the unicorn and the lion
this one is pretty self explainable

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