mason, ohio
a small city with a sh-t load of young rich drug heads selling catnip as weed to dumb football players and going to cincy to get real weed
person 1: wanna kick it in mason, ohio tonight
person 2: f-ck naw that place is lame as h-ll lets go to the middie
a city in southern ohio, with a chick-fil-a on every corner and too many religious billboards to count.
i took a drive down to mason, ohio for a migraine inducing church service.
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