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a m-ssage b-n-r in an uncontrollable erection you get on the m-ssage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. it’s unavoidable and potentially embarr-ssing when this happens, especially if the m-ssage is done by a dude.
robin: was so embarr-ssed last night.
reg: why ?
robin: man, i went for a m-ssage and it was a dude. couldn’t help getting the hugest m-ssage b-n-r when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. wouldn’t settle down for 10 minutes.
reg: did he finish it off?
robin: h-ll no.

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