Masta Flow
a legendary, charismatic and s-xy rapper from the east coast that once had a mysp-ce but was hated on so much on and offline that he cancelled his account. known for his singles “2 cool 4 skool” and “rupturin skullz”, his style was known for uplifting peoples spirits and forcing people to laugh on public transportation while lowering their iq’s.
omg that dude masta flow is so sick in the skull! you should check him out on soundclick or somethin.
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