Master Of Smells
the master of smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. he is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. he also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. it is widely believed that the master is the most powerful force in creation.
other t-tles attributed to the master are:
lord of the nostril,
conductor of odours,
ruler of essence,
the monarch of aroma
master of smells: “hand me ma’ satchel.. ma’ satchel of smells”
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