Master Shake
the single greatest member of the superhero detective team, aqua teen hunger force. alias’ include; the drizzle, the fume, and the puddle. known for selling sacks of talking meat to alien freak shows, getting drunk with alien fraternity members, not paying bills, urinating in carl’s, his neighbor’s, pool, and tossing depressed happy time harry dolls off of cliffs for the purpose of making them immortal.
“teeth are for gays! that’s why faeries come and take them away!”
“you little meat! you don’t have to get in that bag… now you get in that bag, or you’ll never learn ram!”
“cursed? ya think? he only said it like a thousand times!”
“dancing is forbidden!”
the coolest of the athf, he basically gets the rest into trouble and annoys every one. he has many superhero aliases the drizzle, the fume, the puddle….you can just sense the awesomeness!
my name is shake-zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, i’ll break it to ya.
alter ego of crime fighting super hero the drizzle a.k.a the fume a.k.a the puddle.
by day he is master shake, mild-mannered shake. but, by night he is the drizzle, protector of justice.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s and wipes off his hand, but doesn’t wash it. later, he shakes someone’s hand that he doesnt like.
my boss sucks so bad i mastershaked him today when we met.
a narcissistic animated cup on the show aqua teen hunger force, or the newer, worse aqua unit patrol squad 1. he enjoys terrorizing meatwad, dressing up as super heroes, being a smart alec, and just conditioning himself w/ love. he can’t help that he’s so awesome.
master shake loves to have s-xual relations with women, he just can’t find any in his neighborhood.
a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.
that show mastershake is really weird
the leader of the aqua teen hunger force.
i…i am forever… ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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