Master Wanker
it refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit cl-sses and therefore decides to burn calories by means of m-st-rb-t–n or phoning a “friend”. characteristics of a master w-nker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.
after weeks and weeks of fooling herself the master w-nker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal w-nker.
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