masterbate til bleedage
1. to m-st-rb-t- so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your p-n-s begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole p-n-s, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
oh god, last night, chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed…says it hurts to p-ss now…
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