Masterbation Proclamation
when a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do m-st-rb-t-. usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
krieg- “you missed it last night. brett finally caved.”
chase- “how’s that?”
krieg- “m-st-rb-t–n proclamation”
chase- “i always knew he was a j-ck-ff”
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