mastercrap
an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.
“hey why’d it take you five minutes to reply to my message?”
“i was perfecting my mastercr-p.”
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the subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. this mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.
it is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such p-rn as 2 girls 1 cup.
oh d-mn tom cruise this combination of v–gr- and laxatives is taking it’s toll on me.
well david beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercr-p. might as well like.
h-lls yeah. peace be to xenu.
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