Mastering Chemistry


a website created to make the lives of american college students a nightmare through the use of n-z–like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of h-ll. commonly referred to as a b-tch for changing 1 number in each person’s given values to p-ss people off.
“hey have you done the mastering chemistry for this week yet?”

“no but i heard it’s a real killer.”

“yeah i tried the hints and couldn’t even work through those!”

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