mastervading
the act of using the force to jack off your lightsaber
imperial guy: lord vader you must come out and help defeat luke skywalker!
darth vader: wait a second, i’ll be right out in a second…
imperial guy: aw t-ts, i bet that motherf-cker is mastervading again.
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